Eric Kolacek: So basically.
I met an extremely attractive girl on Halloween at a huge party I was veejaying in West Oakland. I was 100% high as fuck (sorry dad) and I ended up making out with her in a weird spooky crawlspace area.
(I don’t remember a lot except she was semi sexually aggressive, is a great kisser, and she bit me kind of hard on the mouth)
Long story short…she switched gears and stopped being aggressive. We are gonna have an actual date at the racetrack. I’ve never been to a racetrack. Literally, I have no idea what is going on with my life.If I die next Sunday, the hot mouth-biting woman did it.






